Bueno Shizz.

I am Jacqueline, aka Jackie or Taco. *insert clever bio and information that none of you care about or read here*

.... So yeah, I post whatever I like that appears on my dash.

Instagram and DeviantArt: @lickmyreed
Twitter: @lick_my_reed

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

reasons to date me

  • no pressure to wear pants in my presence
  • or any clothes at all really
  • but it’s up to you
  • u can be big spoon or little spoon
  • totally your choice
  • i’m always ready to make out
  • aLwaYs
  • also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it 
  • i’ll let you lick it though
  • i mean the ice cream cone

(via pallettownswag)

scottthepilgrim:

it really pisses me off how easy it is to get sad and then how long and hard it is to get happy again like what the fuck man thats not fair

(via dulect)

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

cell-mate:

crackerhell:

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

yes

pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

OHANA MEANS FAMILY

FAMILY MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND

(via dulect)

pugsnotborissjohnsen:

crying is the biggest bullshit ever its like “oh you’re feeling sad and vulnerable, lets make liquid come flying out of your face and make it really loud too so everyone around you will sense your weakness” who the fuck authorized this. its terrible planning, id like to file a complaint

(Source: queerbaitingforgodot, via dulect)

kaz-terborosherlock:

spazztastic-muffin:

blessyoushiva:

blackghostriolus:

this is westboro baptist churches good twin

I’m really glad that this picture is circulating tumblr. Young adults today often forget that Christianity isn’t evil. Just like Muslims aren’t evil. It’s the extremists that give the entire religion a bad name. Please stop making assumptions that Christians are hateful, narrow minded people. My mom is very religious and she is one of the most open minded, loving people I know.

YES THANK YOU

Same thing about Atheists.

(Source: nirvves, via gay-dave-strider)

phobias:

i need a cuddle buddy, must be ok with listening to my music and spending 13 hours in bed together

(via relahvant)

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